Singin’ I’m No A Billy, He’s A Tim

What happens when you lock up a Celtic fan with a Rangers fan on Old Firm day? Fireworks!!!

When, Where & How Much...

Date(s): 29 September 2017
Time(s): 7.30pm
Where: Rutherglen Town Hall, Rutherglen
Price: £16

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Singin’ I’m No A Billy, He’s A Tim
About Singin’ I’m No A Billy, He’s A Tim

On the day of an Old Firm clash, a Rangers and Celtic fan end up sharing a courtroom cell. Their only hope of escape is betting on the match to pay their fines. While taking turns to watch the game on a TV through their cell door, the pair bicker their way through every entrenched cliché of “Scotland’s shame” from religion to politics and national identity.

Des Dillon’s brilliant satire of bigotry in Scotland and its connection with the nation’s two biggest football teams first scored critical acclaim at the Fringe in 2005, and has since been a near-constant fixture in theatres in Scotland.

Contains language which may offend.

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