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Singin’ I’m No Billie She’s A Tim

Back with an all female cast, Singin I'm No a Billy SHE'S a Tim will have you laughing and crying so hard, you'll be begging for full time!

Singin’ I’m No Billie She’s A Tim

About Singin’ I’m No Billie She’s A Tim

The Billy and Tim brand is one of the most successful touring Scottish theatre shows of the modern era and now they are back with a brand new re-write of the original show, but this time it’s with an ALL FEMALE CAST!

Because let’s face it…It’s not just the boys that are fanatical about their football teams.

Singin I’m No a Billy SHE’S a Tim will have you laughing and crying so hard, you’ll be begging for full time.

Join Billie and Timmy on their journey of discovery.

Are you singing their tune?

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