Meet Me At Boots Corner
The legendary meeting place for Glasgow's love's young dream, the iconic Boots Corner, is brought back to life in this hilarious musical at Lanark Memorial Hall!
About Meet Me At Boots Corner
Girls, Guys & Glamrock!
It’s 1974 and Abba just had their Waterloo and our three LUVbirds, Linda, Una and Vi often find their love lives, flushed doon the loo after getting a “dissy” at Boots Corner! Where thousands of Glasgow’s young lovers started their dander down the aisle…or right back to “ra dancin’.
Many a night they’ve waited on their Knight in shining armour and all the amour- hoping to make it across the road to Beaverbrooks, in their quest for that band of gold.
Will our LUVbirds fall head over heels…or right “aff” their heels?
A night full of Girls, Guys & Glamrock with all the hilarity, all the love hangovers and all the hits…everything from Abba to T Rex to Bowie and The Bay City Rollers! And so many more…
From the writer of last year’s comedy smash, “The Provy Wummin”- this is not to be missed!
Age restriction: 16+
Adult humour & occasional strong language
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