Bringing gladness, not only to Glasgow glasses-wearers, but also to those who have succumbed to the enemy within, and not only these contact lens-wearers, but the lazer gazers also.
Includes author drawings of feet, faith and fig rolls, and for those more audio-oriented, catchy tunes for patchy animals made out of socks and plastic bags.
Actually devised for adults, but of interest to some nine year olds with reasonable attention spans.
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