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Artie’s Singing Kettle

In a brand new show, the Singing Kettle's founder, Artie dusts off the kettles and asks the audience to join in the rhyme, 'Spout, handle, lid of metal, What's inside the Singing Kettle'!

Artie’s Singing Kettle

About Artie’s Singing Kettle

Artie is bringing the original Singing Kettles packed full of clues to his Greatest Hits.

“Spout, handle, lid of metal, What’s inside the Singing Kettle?” A whole bunch of songs that will take adults on a nostalgic trip back to their youth and entertain a whole new generation of children too.

“Bunny Fou Fou”, “Aiken Drum”, “Ten in the Bed” or “The Eelly Alley O”. Which one would be in your Top Ten?

Bring Granny too and we’ll promise not to “Shove Granny Aff the Bus”.

Dress up in your Favourite Colour when you come to the show.

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