Since starting out after being entered into a comedy competition without his knowledge, John has gone on to be a regular throughout the country. The former Scottish Comedian of the Year is ready to take you on a comedic journey like no other.
From hilarious tales of being the father of 3 daughters to side-splitting observations on the quirks of everyday life, John’s humour knows no bounds. His quick-fire delivery and knack for storytelling will have you hanging on his every word, eagerly awaiting the next punchline.
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Want to be the first to hear about what's happening in Lanarkshire? Just hit 'Like' on our Facebook page, join the What's On Scotland Facebook Group and 'Follow' on our Twitter account and you're all set!Artist Charles Nasmyth takes a fresh look at one of Scotland's literary and musical giants, Hamish Henderson, at this special event at Cumbernauld Theatre on Sunday 27th July.
READ MOREJoin Keltic Storm and an all-star cast of award winning musicians and singers for The Ultimate Irish Hooley at Cumbernauld Theatre on Monday 4th August!
READ MOREReturning to Lanternhouse, Aly Bain and Phil Cunningham's incomparable mastery of fiddle and accordion brings excellence in traditional music to venues across the country!
READ MOREHot off the heels of their sold-out 2024 tour, The Naked Neds are back! Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, tears, and maybe a few awkward moments with Paul, Jamie, Tony, Harry, and Bev!
READ MOREVoyage The Abba Tribute (formerly known as Abba A Rival) is an explosive Abba Tribute show packed with all your favourite Abba hits and it's returning to Cumbernauld Theatre on Saturday 16th August!
READ MOREJoin the team at Lanternhouse Cinema for a sharpshooting Sing-a-long you'll never forget with this special screening of Calamity Jane on Sunday 17th August!
READ MORERegarded as one of the UK's premier Queen tribute bands, Supersonic Queen will bring all the spirit and majesty of Queen to Cumbernauld Theatre on Saturday 23rd August!
READ MOREDon't miss out on this unforgettable celebration of Scottish music and tradition when Artie's Singing Kettle returns to Cumbernauld Theatre on Sunday 24th August!
READ MOREFrom 'When I Grow Up' to 'Revolting Children', 'Naughty' to 'School Song', you can sing your heart out and enjoy the Matilda experience like never before at Cumbernauld Theatre!
READ MORECumbernauld girl Christine Bovill, brings her PIAF show to her home town for the very first time! Don't miss her at Cumbernauld Theatre on Thursday 28th August!
READ MOREThe AC/DC Experience, arguably Britain's best AC/DC tribute band, will play Cumbernauld Theatre on Friday 29th August!
READ MOREFollowing a 2024 Spring and Autumn sell out run across Scotland, Kingsman Travelling Theatre Company is absolutely delighted to be bringing Up A Close, Joanna's story back to Cumbernauld Theatre!
READ MOREThe Noizy Indie Social Club returns to Cumbernauld Theatre on Thursday 4th September with live performances from Nanobots and Arrows Meet!
READ MOREThe National Theatre's Inter Alia, a searing examination of modern masculinity and motherhood, will be screened at Cumbernauld Theatre on Thursday 4th September!
READ MOREPerforming the hits you know and love and celebrating the music of one of the most iconic bands of all time, McFleetwood are not to be missed at Lanternhouse on Friday 5th September!
READ MOREScotland's finest singer-songwriter, Dougie MacLean, makes a welcome return to Cumbernauld Theatre on Saturday 6th September!
READ MORE'Get Back' to the swinging 60's with The Upbeat Beatles and relive those 'Fab' days and timeless songs at Cumbernauld Theatre on Sunday 7th September!
READ MOREDon't miss The John McCusker Trio featuring Sam Kelly & Toby Shaer live at Cumbernauld Theatre on Wednesday 10th September!
READ MOREDon't miss multiple award winning Scottish folk singer songwriter Kris Drever live at Cumbernauld Theatre on Thursday 11th September!
READ MOREPerforming songs from the entire and magnificent back catalogue of the legendary Mr Paul Weller, don't miss Absolute Weller when they return to Cumbernauld Theatre on Saturday 13th September!
READ MOREDon't miss a celebration of James Taylor, one of the most renowned singer songwriters of the 20th Century, at Cumbernauld Theatre on Sunday 14th September!
READ MOREBoot-Led-Zeppelin capture the magic and excitement of Led Zeppelin's legendary concerts, don't miss them live at Cumbernauld Theatre on Saturday 20th September!
READ MORECombining physical comedy and puppetry, Hercules the Bear tells the wild, funny and touching true story of how a very special grizzly bear became a folk legend.
READ MORECumbernauld People's Theatre Company has commissioned a brand-new theatre production that celebrates the life of Billy Connolly and the 'Big Yin's' links to Cumbernauld Theatre.
READ MORENonsense Room Productions bring You Choose, their fantastic interactive musical show for all the family, back to Lanternhouse Cumbernauld on Friday 17th October!
READ MOREEnjoy an intimate evening of folk, blues, ragtime guitar, americana and singer/songwriter material from across the spectrum featuring originals and covers from John Thomson and friends.
READ MORERe-creating the authentic live sound of The Kinks, don't miss The Kinks Experience live at Cumbernauld Theatre on Friday 24th October!
READ MOREJoin this first-class professional cast at Cumbernauld Theatre as they sing some of the best show tunes from London's West End and Broadway!
READ MOREMellow Party is a lowlander alternative folk band, don't miss them live at Cumbernauld Theatre on Thursday 30th October!
READ MOREPhil Differ brings his new play Celtic Da's, starring Raymond Mearns and Bruce Morton, to Cumbernauld Theatre on Friday 31st October!
READ MOREReelin' in the Dan plays all the hits and selected deep-cut album tracks from 1972-1980 when the perform at Cumbernauld Theatre on Saturday 1st November!
READ MOREYou are invited aboard the Metagama, to the plains and lakes of Canada, to 1920s Detroit and Prohibition, and through the ebb and flow of fortunes on both sides of the Atlantic.
READ MORELegendary magician the Great Baldini tells the story of his (and Baldwin the magical dog's) life from his first trick to the height of their careers – attempting Houdini's greatest escape!
READ MOREThe one liners have been sharpened, the quick replies are flowing fast and this time – he's bringing his pals... don't miss Stuart Mitchell & Friends at Cumbernauld Theatre!
READ MOREWith over 100M views online see Stuart Mitchell, the longest running panellist from BBC Scotland's 'Breaking The News', live at Airdrie Town Hall in his first national tour!
READ MOREReturning for 2025, Pride South Lanarkshire will be a vibrant celebration of LGBTQ+ culture taking place in Hamilton Town Centre on Saturday 2nd August!
READ MOREBring It On Events brings LOL Comedy to Airdrie Town Hall on Saturday 9th August featuring Scott Forbes, John Gavin, Rob Kane and headliner Des Clarke!
READ MOREHot off the heels of their sold-out 2024 tour, The Naked Neds are back! Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, tears, and maybe a few awkward moments with Paul, Jamie, Tony, Harry, and Bev!
READ MOREThe Therapy Room Comedy Night is returning to Airdrie Town Hall! Catch Phil Differ, Matt Price, Gavin Webster and Patrick Rolink live on Saturday 16th August!
READ MOREChewin' The Fat star Karen Dunbar is back with her brand new 2025 Scottish Tour, don't miss her live at South Dalziel Historic Building on Friday 19th September!
READ MOREBack with an all female cast, Singin I'm No a Billy SHE'S a Tim will have you laughing and crying so hard, you'll be begging for full time!
READ MORESusie McCabe returns to Airdrie Town Hall with another phenomenal headline set on Thursday 25th September!
READ MOREBruce Fummey, the comedian behind YouTube channel Scotland History Tours, returns with a new show. Expect laughs galore and quirky observations as Bruce explains how Scotland Made the World!
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