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The Provy Wummin

The Provvy Wummin is a gritty musical comedy, with a soundtrack to the 70s, don't miss it when it comes to Lanark Memorial Hall on Friday 21st February!

The Provy Wummin

About The Provy Wummin

The musical comedy hit of 2024!

It’s 1979. Does the wean want a chopper for Christmas or does mammy fancy a new outfit from What Every Woman Wants?

The Cost of living? The cost of loving? Does mammy need some help? Well Margaret Morrison is that friendly face, who can help. The Provident Woman knocked on many a door on a Friday, offering friendly loans to families struggling to make ends meet. But what cost life? What cost love? What every woman wants? Or was it what she needed?

The musical comedy smash hit of 2023 -2024 makes its final rounds in 2025. Don’t miss it! A gritty musical comedy, with a fabulous soundtrack to the 70s, featuring a superb all female cast

“Utterly hilarious” Hamilton Town House

“Outstanding vocals” West End News

“Laughed & cried from start to finish” Websters Theatre

“A great girl’s night out”. Naughty, nostalgic and non-stop laughter” Ayr Gaeity Theatre

“The First Wives Club meets Still Game. Just brilliant!” Beacon Arts Centre, Greenock

18+ Only

Contains strong language & adult humour

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