Ali emerged from lockdown with an empty nest, expanding waistline and a giant HRT patch. Join her as she takes you on her autobiographical journey (via the pelvic floor) over the highs and lows of being a ‘wuman’.
Forget creams and counselling there’s no better therapy than a night out with your pals… make it a Galentine night!
Go on, be a cow and take a walk on the udder side…Ali’s milking it.
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Want to be the first to hear about what's happening in Lanarkshire? Follow us on Facebook and join the What's On Scotland Group!Nonsense Room Productions bring You Choose, their fantastic interactive musical show for all the family, back to Lanternhouse Cumbernauld on Friday 17th October!
READ MOREThe smash hit film musical of 2021 about the Family Madrigal gets the sing along treatment at Cumbernauld Theatre with lyrics on-screen that you can't stop singing!
READ MOREEnjoy an intimate evening of folk, blues, ragtime guitar, americana and singer/songwriter material from across the spectrum featuring originals and covers from John Thomson and friends.
READ MOREFilmed live from the West End, Mrs. Warren's Profession reunites Imelda Staunton with director Dominic Cooke, exploring the clash between morality and independence, traditions and progress.
READ MORERe-creating the authentic live sound of The Kinks, don't miss The Kinks Experience live at Cumbernauld Theatre on Friday 24th October!
READ MOREJoin this first-class professional cast at Cumbernauld Theatre as they sing some of the best show tunes from London's West End and Broadway!
READ MOREStephen Brackenridge plays Billy 'Gibby' Gibson, a punk grappling with political confusion and growing isolation in this musical comedy at Cumbernauld Theatre on Tuesday 28th October!
READ MOREMellow Party is a lowlander alternative folk band, don't miss them live at Cumbernauld Theatre on Thursday 30th October!
READ MOREGather your Sweet Transvestites and come on over to Frankenstein's Place for a screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show this Halloween at Cumbernauld Theatre!
READ MOREPhil Differ brings his new play Celtic Da's, starring Raymond Mearns and Bruce Morton, to Cumbernauld Theatre on Friday 31st October!
READ MOREReelin' in the Dan plays all the hits and selected deep-cut album tracks from 1972-1980 when the perform at Cumbernauld Theatre on Saturday 1st November!
READ MOREYou are invited aboard the Metagama, to the plains and lakes of Canada, to 1920s Detroit and Prohibition, and through the ebb and flow of fortunes on both sides of the Atlantic.
READ MOREOlivier Award-winner Jack Lowden is joined by Emmy and BAFTA-winner Martin Freeman in the critically acclaimed and subversively funny new play The Fifth Step.
READ MORELegendary magician the Great Baldini tells the story of his (and Baldwin the magical dog's) life from his first trick to the height of their careers – attempting Houdini's greatest escape!
READ MOREOlivier Award-winner Hiran Abeysekera is Hamlet in this fearless, contemporary take on Shakespeare's famous tragedy from the National Theatre being screened at Cumbernauld Theatre!
READ MOREJourney through the life and music of the 150 Million record-selling Piano Man in this uplifting show when it comes to Cumbernauld Theatre on Saturday 24th January!
READ MOREPrepare for an afternoon of fun as the future stars of jazz in Scotland – and beyond – demonstrate their instrumental skills to get your toes tapping – suitable for the whole family!
READ MOREHaving amassed millions of views online, as well as sold out shows at the SEC Armadillo and Pavilion theatre, Mark Black is back with his dark wit and an array new songs for 2026!
READ MOREQue Sera Sera is a magnificent show that pays homage to one of Hollywood's greatest stars – Doris Day, don't miss it at Cumbernauld Theatre on Saturday 21st March!
READ MORECatch The Springsteen Sessions, probably the finest Boss tribute band in the land, when they return to Cumbernauld Theatre on Friday 27th March!
READ MOREAfter selling out shows across the country, The Sound of Scotland with the Macdonald Bros returns with a stunning new production to Cumbernauld Theatre on Saturday 28th March!
READ MOREThe one liners have been sharpened, the quick replies are flowing fast and this time – he's bringing his pals... don't miss Stuart Mitchell & Friends at Cumbernauld Theatre!
READ MOREThe UK's no.1 country music tribute show, The Legends of American Country, returns to Cumbernauld Theatre on Thursday 16th April for another fantastic night of toe tapping Country classics!
READ MOREWith over 100M views online see Stuart Mitchell, the longest running panellist from BBC Scotland's 'Breaking The News', live at Airdrie Town Hall in his first national tour!
READ MOREChewin' The Fat star Karen Dunbar is back with her brand new 2025 Scottish Tour, don't miss her live at The Function Rooms Hamilton on Friday 17th October!
READ MOREOne of the most eclectic festivals rural Scotland has to offer, the Biggar Little Festival offers an inspiring mix of of culture and fun for locals and visitors alike across 10 days in October!
READ MOREJoin Tempo Community on Saturday 18th October for a fun-filled event that brings the community together while raising vital funds to keep the centre thriving!
READ MOREScottish Comedy Award winner Gary Meikle will bring his Neurospicy tour to Airdrie Town Hall on Sunday 19th October!
READ MOREThe Comedy Spot will be live at Strathclyde Hilton on Friday 24th October with an amazing line up of Gary Faulds, Jane McCarry, Scott Agnew, Dean TB and Al Thompson!
READ MORESusie McCabe returns to Airdrie Town Hall with another phenomenal headline set on Friday 24th October!
READ MOREStephen Brackenridge plays Billy 'Gibby' Gibson, a punk grappling with political confusion and growing isolation in this musical comedy at Cumbernauld Theatre on Tuesday 28th October!
READ MOREScottish Comedy Award winner Gary Meikle will bring his Neurospicy tour to The Town House Hamilton on Thursday 30th October!
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