Artie’s Singing Kettle
In a brand new show, the Singing Kettle's founder, Artie dusts off the kettles and asks the audience to join in the rhyme, 'Spout, handle, lid of metal, What's inside the Singing Kettle'!
About Artie’s Singing Kettle
Inside clues to the silliest songs he can remember from the vast Singing Kettle repertoire: “Little Bunny Fou Fou”, “We’re going on a Bear Hunt” and, of course. “Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny aff the Bus”.
Don’t forget to wear a Funny Hat to the show – older fans too. It all helps the party atmosphere.
Notalgia for adults and singalong fun for kids.
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